By now, many of you will be well aware of my hatred for all things MySpace-related. Here’s a typical email exchange, illustrating just why I detest them…

Subject: you are downloaded stuff to my computer without my permission
i do not know why u r pop up on my screen but can u please tnot pop up

Sure, I can ‘tnot pop up’. Suspecting another d04.net scam, since the email had come in via the d04.net account, I wrote back:

Hi,

D04.net does not download anything to anyone’s computer. It is a simple web page. Please read about what d04.net is before emailing. Thanks.

http://www.d04.net/

What link did you click on to get to the website? What site did it link to? (should end in d04.net is it’s on our service).

D

Of course, that didn’t actually make the writer stop and think…

yes it does it putting nasty web sites on my comnputer thank i have alrwady report it to spam any way u do not know what u are talking about every time i trying to send someone a message a my space your web site po up why

Oh noes! I’ve been ‘alrwady report to spam’! I write back again…

Please tell me what address is at the top of the page. Do you see a blue bar across the top with a ‘Report This Site’ button on it? If so, please click the button and I will know what site you are talking about.

Please don’t tell me what my site does or doesn’t do – I wrote it. If you are not willing to answer the questions I ask, I can’t help you.

D

But no, I was WRONG! I obviously DON’T know what my own website does…

yes it does when i try to get on my space to send message to some one why do your web page come up u know i am going to report u to spam

Perhaps my web page comes up because.. I dunno.. you’re not looking at MySpace anymore or something equally impossible? Honestly, I couldn’t be bothered to write back after this because it was only going to go downhill from here. Sheesh!