Weezer Pork and Beans Lyrics and List of YouTube Videos

May 31st, 2008

Pork and Beans is the new video from Weezer, featuring a host of YouTube video stars. Below are the lyrics for the song as well as the video, and a list links to the youtube videos that appear in the Pork and Beans video.

I have only linked the first appearance of each YouTube video, alongside the line of the song in which it appears. I think I’ve got every reference but there may be others that are so subtle that I missed them – no doubt YouTube regulars will put me straight!

They say i need some Rogaine to put in my hair.
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear.
Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool,
You’d hate for the kids to think that you’ve lost your cool.Imma do the things that I wanna do,
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you.
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans,
Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like,
I’m finally dandy with the me inside.
One look in the mirror and I’m tickled pink,
I don’t give a hoot about what you think.

Everyone likes to dance to a happy song,
With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along.
Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts,
Maybe if i work with him i can perfect the art.

Imma do the things that I wanna do,
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you.
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans,

Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like,
I’m finally dandy with the me inside.
One look in the mirror and I’m tickled pink,
I don’t give a hoot about what you think.

No, I don’t care.
I don’t care.
I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.

Imma do the things that I wanna do,
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you.
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans,
Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like,
I’m finally dandy with the me inside.
One look in the mirror and I’m tickled pink,
I don’t give a hoot about what you think.

Canon Rock, Numa Numa
Dramatic Prarie Dog, Afro Ninja
Diet Coke and Mentos
Throwing Sunglasses, GI Joe Gay PSAT-Shirt Record
Chris Crocker (‘Leave Britney Alone’)
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Miss Teen USA South Carolina
(Star Wars Kid lightsabre?)


Crank That Soldier Boy
, Evolution of Dance

Tay Zonday, Chocolate Rain
Kevin Federline, PopoZão

Daft Hands – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Daft Bodies – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Kicesie – Best Sex Ever

Shoes

(randomly order in this scene)

3D Donald Duck

Haiti UFO

Sneezing Panda

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Will It Blend?

Charlie the Unicorn

Lightsabre Fights

If you see any I’ve missed, please let me know!

Camping around North Yorkshire

May 27th, 2008

We took advantage of another Bank Holiday Weekend to drag the tent out of the garage, pile it into the boot along with a load more camping gear and head off up to Rosedale for a couple of nights of peace and quiet. That was the plan at least, but Rosedale was crammed to bursting point, as was the Spires camp site just down the road, so we ended up at the Upper Carr Lane camp site on the south edge of Pickering.

hillsigns

Hills - Not for Caravans

Since we’d spent most of Saturday actually looking for somewhere to sleep we didn’t get to see much of the area. The weather was cold and windy but thankfully dry, so we spent most of the first night tucked up in the tent, reading and gossiping about this and that. Beans, burgers and buns were in abundance, so we were well fed and watered.

One of my favourite aspects of driving through camping country is the sheer number of hills in the area. Coming from the relative flatness of Lincolnshire, the dips, dives and dales around Goathland (Famous for being the setting of TV’s Heartbeat) are a cheap thrill. Even with a fully-loaded Picasso, comprising a dog and two screaming women, you can throw yourself up and down the hills with wild abandon and without actually breaking any laws.

If only the same would apply to the motorcyclists who plague the area like flies on a turd. Hardly ten minutes passes sometimes without a group of bikers hurtling past, ignoring all rules of the road as well as common sense, overtaking on blind corners, double white lines and oncoming traffic – and sometimes all three – and generally causing a nuisance. Perhaps I’m just jealous.

Sunday we passed through Goathland and on to Scarborough where we let the dog off his lead for a run along the beach. Having only previous seen the waves at Cleethorpes, he was in his element with the much rougher surf and he kept us amused for a good hour while we threw things in for him to retrieve.

Sunday night we camped at the Flower of May site near Scarborough and had a quiet night there – far fewer screaming kids, a lot less wind and some considerate neighbours. It did turn cold later on, but the next day was a scorcher and we headed back to the beach for a short walk and a bite to eat before heading for home.

Camping seems to be growing on my dear old mum who is looking forward to retiring in six months and heading out on her own. Come August we’re off up to Scotland for a tootle around there (including a brief stop at Glen Nevis) and after that she’ll probably take herself away for the occasional weekend, whenever the desire arises.

Of course, all good things must come to an end and I find myself in the office this morning, with hundreds of junk emails to sort through. The weather is dull, grey and wet and the weekend away already seems like a distant memory. Sigh…

eBay bans Negative Feedback for Buyers.

May 22nd, 2008

The rumours are true, then! eBay has removed the ability for sellers to leave negative feedback on buyers who mess them about or downright rip them off with stolen credit cards, hacked PayPal accounts and so on.

While this prevents bad sellers leaving retaliatory feedback, it opens up the floodgates for scams against sellers – after all there’s no reason to pay promptly, or even at all, if you can’t get negged for it.

I suggest everyone leave comments along the lines of ‘BRING BACK NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR BAD BUYERS’ when leaving eBay feedback. Perhaps they’ll get the message and adopt the approach of revealing feedback only once both parties have completed the process.

Until this entire feedback mess gets sorted out, I won’t be selling on eBay.

Why I almost ditched Firefox for Internet Explorer

May 18th, 2008

As many people whose work revolves around the Internet I tend to stick to the same few sites because quite frankly I don’t have time to sit at Google surfing for new sources of news all day. I recently added Digg.com to my list of sites to visit, and that’s where Firefox started to get annoying.

Digg isn’t the only site to highlight the problem, but in my little closed world of bookmarks it’s the one that shows up problems the most because it sends you all over the Internet. After a few pages on the site, Firefox starts to seriously chug, weighed down, seemingly, by the sheer number of ads on the sites it links to.

This is partly my fault because I like to open a link in a new tab and browse for more links while those new pages load – I don’t like sitting around waiting for a page to load. Sadly, Firefox would sit waiting for an ad to load from some random subdomain and that would hold up the operation of the entire browser – I would sometimes be unable to do simple things like switch tabs or scroll a document because m.blah.some.domain.com was slow in serving me a flash ad. It was getting so bad I almost switched back to Internet Explorer.

Thankfully, Firefox 3.0 RC1 was made available and the problem seems to have been resolved, or at least reduced so much as to be unworthy of note. It may simply be because pages load so much quicker now, but I’ve yet to run into the waiting-for-ads problem that plagues this new-fangled ad-funded internet. My gut instinct is that something in the whole multi-threadedness of the browser has been fixed big time, and it works like a charm so far.

CPU and memory usage also seem to be down at first glance, and the whole browser seems much snappier and faster. Applicaton loading times are about the same, but once loaded it positively flies along.

This is a major improvement for the leading OS browser, worthy of a download and no mistake.