Climbing Ben Nevis, Scotland 2008

March 24th, 2008

Climbing Ben Nevis was brought forward a couple of weeks this year as Easter fell at the end of March rather than early April. In addition, there was a sudden cold snap for the UK which started off in Scotland and worked its way South.

Ben Nevis

Ben Nevis

K and I set off around midnight Thursday, driving up to Fort William to arrive at the Glen Nevis campsite early on Friday morning. We spent the day setting up camp, shopping for provisions and catching up on a little sleep as well as sneaking a quick look at Ben Nevis itself, plus examining the weather reports for the summit. It was K’s first hike up the mountain and he was unsure what to expect. I was fairly more certain, but the erratic weather conditions on Ben Nevis can catch anybody out.

Saturday dawned quiet and clear in the glen which is always a good sign. We could see some snow blowing around the summit but it was clearly intermittent, suggesting occasional wind rather than a continuous gale that would have caused serious problems. We had a quick breakfast and set off up the steeper path near the Hostel.

As soon as we joined the main path from the Ben Nevis Visitors Centre we could feel that the wind was gusting, and from previous trips I could tell that it was going to be a cold one. The forecast had given temperatures of -1°C and -24°C with windchill taken into account, and it certainly felt like it! By the time we reached Lochan Meall an t-Suidhe, K was ready to add a jumper under his coat and a quick, almost military operation was needed.

The rest of the trip up the Ben was uneventful but tiring. With the cold snap came much more snow which helped pack together the loose rock at the expense of making everything more slippery and twice as cold. All things considered, I think I prefer the ascent with the snow than without it, as the rocks played hell with my feet last time.

We reached the summit around 13:30 having spent a good 6 hours hiking, stopping for multiple breathers and photo opportunities along the way. The emergency shelter was covered in snow and ice in the extreme cold but was still surrounded by a large group of avid climbers. We stood for a few photos, made a phone call or two (mobile phones do work on the mountain, but you should not rely on them) and then decided to head back down after about half an hour. It might seem a short stay after all that climbing, but I had no desire to be on the mountain after dark and K was in agreement.

Ben Nevis Summit

Ben Nevis Summit

The descent of Ben Nevis is a different kind of torture altogether. Where the climb is hard on the muscles, coming down the mountain does horrible things to your joints. Even with the aid of hiking poles, my hip and knees were all protesting by the time we’d reached the summit, and they were screaming blue murder all the way down. Although we didn’t stop as often, we did need to give our joints a few rests to recover from the repetitve pounding of descending what feels like a million steps.

In a couple of places, especially on the uppermost slopes, we found long stretches of snow free from rocks and other detritus, and we slid down these on our backsides where it was safe to do so. Probably nowhere is safe on Ben Nevis to do this, but we did it anyway. A Chinese couple who were fully kitted out with climbing spikes, axes and wotnot watched on in amazement (they probably thought we were mad) and then joined in, sliding down 20-25m at a time until we could see the path that had brought us up.

Back at camp we had a cup of tea, a burger and a nice long sleep. The rescue helecopter was out plucking a few unlucky souls from the sides of the mountain and it was still flying after dark, which brings home just how dangerous Ben Nevis can be – roughly eight people die on the mountain every year.

Sunday brought all our aches and pains around again, as we hobbled around the camp making cups of tea, reading (Blaze by Stephen King Richard Bachman this time) and doing the odd spot of cooking. We took a walk up to the Ben Nevis Visitor’s Centre and looked through the exhibits, I bought the DVD shot by a local chap for my mum who – despite being almost of retirement age – still wants to climb at least halfway herself. I figured it would show what she was in for if she attempted it at least. We also bumped into the Chinese couple again who recognised us straight away and laughed about coming next year.

The cold snap had passed us and headed towards where we live while we were up in Scotland, and I received a great photo of my little niece building her first snowman. Our drive back South this morning was cold but careful since we were heading through patches of snow on occasion, but on arrival home we found it had all melted – typical! Still, a nice long bath, a long-deserved shave, a cup of tea and a quick check of the email (mostly spam – grrrr), and I’m feeling a bit more human again. Job done for another year!

Some thoughts on provisions:

  • 200g Fruit & Nut
  • 3 Medium Bananas
  • 1L Lucozade

Other stuff you need if you want to attempt this yourself:

  • Stout, comfortable boots.
  • An emergency blanket, plus a poncho.
  • Mobile phone, torch, whistle, compass.
  • Warm, windproof clothing.

Windows XP Home on Advent 7081 Laptop – ARGH!

March 20th, 2008

What kind of logic process does it involve to purposely upset and annoy your customers with crippled products for the sake of a few pence?

A friend of ours was was unfortunate enough to suffer a harddrive failure on her Advent 7081 laptop – not a bad machine really – rendering the drive as dead as the proverbial Dodo. The laptop wouldn’t even POST properly, so I took the drive out – sure enough it got further and asked for a valid media to be inserted. To be double-plus-good sure I stuck the 2.5in drive on an adapter and put it into my main machine. The drive didn’t even show up in the device manager as being damaged – it was completely dead, so I ordered a new one from eBuyer, £40 delivered next day, 80GB. Sweet!

First problem: No restore discs. We hunted high and low for the system restore discs but there was nothing, nor was there a Windows CD anywhere to be found. No, instead of including a few pence worth of plastic, Advent had thoughtfully put the restore sortware on the harddrive. The harddrive that was now dead. Ahahah, great!

So I acquired an original Windows XP Home OEM CD and stuck that in there, but the licence number on the bottom of the laptop – a perfectly legal number supplied with this actual laptop – won’t allow this version of XP to install. I now have the choice of [a] buying a new XP Home pack from somewhere, [b] getting a new set of restore discs from Techguys on 0870 901 6000 (which costs about £30), or [c] trying to find either of the above on eBay.

Who on earth thought this was a good idea? At what point in the marketing progress did someone think it would be OK to screw over future users because it would save the cost of a CD? Not only does it make things awkward, but it uses up HD space that could otherwise be used by the laptop owner. Sheesh!

Moral of the story: Don’t buy a laptop with the restore stuff on the HD. If you have no choice, get something onto removable media ASAP in case you need it.

Shannon Matthews Found Alive

March 14th, 2008

The News Media in the UK are currently going apeshit over the fact that 9yr-old Shannon Matthews has been found alive and well, hidden (hiding?) under a bed in West Yorkshire. Presumably they’re making up for being denied closure over the whole ‘Maddie’ farce.

The BBC, particularly News 24, are going completely over the top. They’re currently interviewing one of their own reporters live, via phone, while he’s driving to the scene. Thanks to the Beeb’s not-quite-on-the-spot coverage, we now know that traffic around the scene of Shannon Matthews’ hideaway is heavy, and progress is slow.

Even better, the reporter from the Leeds BBC office has given out the address of the property – everything but the postcode – no less than four times in the past 15 minutes. Vigilantes will have no problem pinpointing the exact house (and presumable finding the names of the owners from the Land Registry) and going on a vigilante justice rampage. A 39yr-old man has been arrested and taken in for questioning, and I hope for his own proptection.

Honestly, common sense has gone out of the window again. At least they didn’t have time to launch some tacky ”Our Shannon” campaign.

I’m pretty sure that before long the BBC’s excellent ‘investigatve techniques’ (asking the neighbours) will uncover more unsavoury facts about the house and its occupants. Currently we’re being spoonfed the occasional morsel: she was found under a bed; she was found hidden in a diven base; she looked fine as the polica carried her out. Do us a favour and wait until you have something concrete to report.

It’s also amusing that the Media haven’t dared publicise too much about Shannon’s mum. After everyone pointed out that they’d singularly failed to lambast the McCanns because they were middle class doctors, and that if it had been some single mum from a council estate, she’d have been crucified for her actions, so for the daughter of a council-estate mum to actually go missing – well I’m sure those poor reporters didn’t know where to put themselves.

At least the BBC’s North of England Reporter made it to the scene without crashing. Is there any chance we can have him done for using a mobile phone while driving?

BBQ Season Starts

March 10th, 2008

Ignoring the threat of the rain and high winds that are currently battering the UK, we took the opportunity to drag the barbeque out of the back of the garage on Saturday before the bad weather all kicked off and bought a few quality burgers and sausages.

K had walked the 6.5 miles to our house as part of his preparation for climbing Ben Nevis at Easter, and while his feet cooled down we grilled the meat to within an inch of its life… well you know what I mean. All the while fending off the attention of our dog, Bobby.

A burger in a bun with added cheddar and chilli BBQ sauce, washed down with the last few cans of Christmas beer, and all was right with the world. We even made Bobby a sausage inna bun since he’d been so well behaved.

That was a test BBQ – from now on it’s the real thing, with guests and music and everything.

CentralNIC ends .web.com Domain ‘TLD’

March 5th, 2008

All .web.com domains will cease resolving (ie, working at all) from the end of the month. This basically kills off any sites that use these domain extensions stone cold dead, with little option but to buy a new domain name and frantically redirect as much traffic as possible.

What I don’t understand is why web.com (who lease out, if you like, extensions of their own domain) have decided to kill off this revenue stream. CentralNIC were handling everything on their behalf and would presumably pay web.com for the priviledge of doing so, yet the new owners have essentially said they don’t want this anymore.

This is a copy of the email I received:

    > Hello,
    >
    > We are writing to you because you have one or more .web.com domain
    > names registered with 123-reg. We are sorry to inform you that as of
    > March 31 2008, .web.com domain names will no longer resolve.
    >
    > This means that any website located at an address ending in .web.com
    > will be unreachable at that address. It is also now not possible to
    > renew .web.com sub-domains.
    >
    > We're really sorry about this: unfortunately the issue is out of our
    > control. We've explained the full reasons for it below.
    >
    > You will need to move any affected sites to new domains before the 31
    > March 2008. You can register an alternative domain for your site for
    > free (as long as it is available) - please read on to find out what
    > to do next.
    >
    > WHAT'S HAPPENING
    > ----------------
    >
    > CentralNic is the global domain registry for many types of domain
    > name. In December 2004, the owners of web.com asked CentralNic to
    > operate the .web.com domain registry on their behalf.
    >
    > All .web.com domains purchased through 123-reg are administrated by
    > CentralNic, and .web.com is the only sub-domain CentralNic has ever
    > offered that they did not own or directly control.
    >
    > CentralNic agreed to operate the registry in good faith, based on the
    > fact that web.com had managed it themselves for the preceding 6
    > years.
    >
    > However, the web.com domain is now owned by somebody different. These
    > owners have announced that, as of 31 March 2008, they will no longer
    > offer domains ending in .web.com

Although it has not been possible to buy a .web.com domain for quite some time, it was at least possible to renew an existing one in order to carry on running whatever business was involved. Now that’s all out the window and a lot of people will be left up the creek without the proverbial paddle, since popular domain names that were still available as .web.com domains are pretty much sold out.

Thankfully I have been able to snap up MYDOMAIN.UK.COM as a replacement, though this is UK-Centric and not as generic as its predecessor, but I still have to recreate all the sites on that domain (it was a generic word that lent itself to multiple subdomains quite nicely) and redirect everything – an intensive excercise whichever way I look at it.

Another site I am involved with which currently uses COMPANY.WEB.COM already owns COMPANYWEB.COM and can use that, but the stationery, business cards and advertising all feature the .web.com address which – from the end of the month – will be quite useless.

It will be interesting to see what the outcry is on this.