You know, Dead or Alive 4 is a lot like those ‘Licensed-Vehicle’ racing games where you can’t put so much as a scratch on the official cars. You never see the fighters in DoA4 taking visible damage like bloody noses or split lips or stuff liks that, or lose a sleeve from their lace-thin blouses.
It’s a wonder they even let you knock the hat/sunglasses off some of the characters.
Great Scott! After two hours of cussing and nervous finger-twitch typing, and a not inconsderable amount of considering my faith, I finally – finally got Anti-Spam and Anti-Virus gubbins installed on the server to try and cut down on the goddamned blizzard of junk mail both I and my clients have been receiving for the last few months.
I used this guide to do it, and while it didn’t include a ‘what-to-do-when-things-don’t-work’ section, I pretty much managed to blunder my way through it without causing too much damage. Some of the optional modules didn’t install, but it seems to be working. Messages are tagged with:
This message has been scanned for viruses and
dangerous content by MailScanner, and is
believed to be clean.
anyway, so something’s happening.
I suppose the next step is to do the same on the old server, which belongs to my boss – the other company I work for. I tried pretty much the same guide previously but it didn’t work, bombing out haldway through with something about an old Perl version, or maybe it was something else.
As for how good the setup is at catching spam and viruses, well only time will tell I guess. I’ve asked a couple of users to keep an eye on their spam level and to let me know if it goes down. We’ll see what they say.
After much hassle with the server move and general domain crappiness, I took an hour out today to see if I could remember how to do the old wildcard domain trick that I employed to offer the free subdomain / free url redirection site, all those moons ago. I really should have saved the info, because it would have saved me several server restarts, amongst other things.
In the end (and I’m putting this here as a note to myself as well) it boiled down to changes in just two files: Firstly, the wildcard DNS entry in /var/named/chroot/var/named/db.domain.com.include:
*.domain.com. in a 213.232.95.31
*.domain.com. in mx 20 domain.com
And then in /etc/httpd/conf/vhosts/siteX.include (where X is your site no.)
RewriteEngine off
ServerAlias *.domain.com
Reboot the server (you might get away with just restarting Apache) and all’s well – you can type any hostname your want for domain.com and it’ll both resolve to the server IP and load the files from the root www host.
These instructions are for CentOS / Blue Quartz machines – your mileage may vary.
I’ve reinstalled the database files and I’ll be uploading the actual website later tonight, so all those domains will be back on again shortly.
Forgive me if there is a lull in updates and general getting-things-done’ness – the new server is finally up and running (thanks for taking your time over that, guys!) and I’m in the process of moving all of my company’s domains onto the new machine. This will probably take a while but at least I have the experience fresh in my memory from the last time I did it.
The List of Kings needs to be moved over before people start moaning at me as well – a mailing list where anything and everything is dicussed, and much shouting can be heard across the land. Currently we are discussing the merits of the Nintendo Wii, but isn’t everyone?
Right, better get on.
Edit:
And why do I keep getting ads for World of Warcraft Gold when Google hasn’t cached the front page? Tres bizarre!
I finally got round to ordering a new dedicated web server from UK2.net – it’ll be one of those 2.4Ghz Celeron jobbies with 512MB RAM and an 80GB drive, but the main drawing point is the 1000GB per month bandwidth allowance. With that, I can… well.. whatever! This server will allow me to get off my employer’s server and onto my own – it’s my company that’s bought it.
I have two customers who have pledged £100 each towards it for hosting their bandwidth-intensive sites for a year, so they’ll be the first customers to go on. Assuming they can make money off their sites there’s no reason why they shouldn’t come back time and time again.
The server has been allocated and they’re currently in the process of setting it up. Hopefully I should be able to start moving domains over to it by lunchtime.
What strange times we live in. I’ve noticed that more and more of the spam I’ve been receiving has a random image attached to it – just a piece of clipart or a photo of a puppy or something. Maybe this random image is filtched from a compromised users’ harddrive and sent out to achieve some kind of email randomness in order to defeat Spam filters.
But over the last week I’ve had a new kind of Spam email. These have the email content rendered as an image, but in order to avoid sending out the same image, they’re now libreally scattered with yellow dots on the white background.
Many websites – for example Something Awful dot com – require that you study an image on the screen and enter the slightly distorted text from them image into a text box in order to log in to a restricted area – be it a forum or a control panel for example. The idea is that your average human will have no problem reading it, but a computer will struggle a bit – an interesting version of the Turing test designed to spot automated logins.
It seems that Spammers are now using a similar approach to avoid detection, with the (presumably) compromised machines taking the base Spam content as an image and sprinkling it with random data. The recipient doesn’t have any problem reading it but your Spam filter sees a unique image and doesn’t automatically know that it’s Spam, and so the message gets through and succeeds in annoying you for the fraction of a second longer that it takes to hit the Delete key.
Currently all the emails I have received have been the same black Helvetica/Arial text on a white background overlaid with the yellow randomness. How long before they start really following the examples of website CAPTCHA challenge-response logins and use random fonts, colours and backgrounds? Perhaps they’ll encounter the same problems, in that too much randomness can produce unreadable results. I doubt that will deter the Spammers though – they’ll simply continue sending out multiple junk messages.
Dammit! I wanted to print out a couple of photos so I spent a few moments putting a nice 300dpi JPG together, went to copy it to my compact flash card and… gone! My W: drive is gone! Along with my X:, Y: and Z: drives oddly – all the slots in my USB Card Reader.
Trying to reinstall the driver I got the dreaded “function driver was not specified for this device instance” error – a seemingly incurable Windows 2000 thing that will not respond to any treatment whatsoever. Believe me, I tried countless ‘remedies’ and workaraounds to try and fix the sodding thing, all to no avail. Well forget it – I’m going to reinstall everything instead.
It’s that time of year again when I’ve got to do my government paperwork – Company Tax Return, Personal Tax Return, Companies House Return and the yearly Accounts on the horizon. None of it is particularly arduous but having it all arrive at once can be a bit disconcerting. I think I’m going to offload it all onto my accountant next year (bar the Companies House stuff) and let him sort it all out. The problem with that approach is that it costs me money, but at least it’ll be done right.
This happens every year, and every year I take my head in my hands and wonder if it’s worth all the hassle of having my own company. Every year I look at all the paperwork and then realise that – hey – it’s not actually that big a deal. I then proceed to carefully work out (to the penny) all the stuff that needs to be worked out and I send it off in the envelopes provided. Except in the case of Companies House, who don’t provide me with one. Tight gits.
There’s never been a problem with it either. Last year I even got a tax refund of about £125 quid, which was really really nice and came just in time to stop me going overdrawn. This year I think I might have to pay a little bit more, however. I’m not entirely sure. I do know that the company is eventually going to get a bill for 19% of the Dividend I paid myself back in October, but the money is waiting in the bank to cover both that and the accountant’s fee, so all in all things are looking pretty good.
I just wish it wouldn’t all turn up at the same time, that’s all.
Hahah – a picture I took on my way home from work has ended up on Boners.com – clicky!
Er.. I probably better not yell “I’ve got a Boner” in polite company, actually.
The sign in the picture is to be found on the M180 eastbound on the approach to Barnetby Top. There are two of them (can’t remember if they both have the yellow signs) near where the filter lane markings begin.
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SO I finally dragged open my wallet long enough to pay for a ticket to see Silent Hill and woah – talk about a trippy mindf*ck! Is this thing a homage to Hellraiser or what?
Basic plot: Little girl is very ill, mother refuses to accept psychiatric treatment and sets off to find a faith healer. On the way there she’s chased by a cop and ends up in Silent Hill. Little girls vanishes from the car (because, yeah, they all do this) and mother chases her all over town through several severely screwy scenarious including, but not limited to, burning children, Thriller-style nurses and a dude with a pyramid for a head.
The acting was actually pretty good and the effects were downright creepy, but either I’m more jaded than I thought or the film just wasn’t that scary. For me there were no jumpy moments and no mounting terror, just totally weirded out gore. There was a lot of gore actually. A suprising amount considering the film is 15-Rated.
But it’s fairly faithful to the games, complete with the road being broken off at each end, the never-ending rain of ash and the rusted metal alternative dimension level… bit. Even the camera angles when we first get into the town of Silent Hill are very much like the game. It’s a faithfull rendition but I can’t help wondering if that limited the scope for developing the characters and plot.
Ah well, it was an… interesting… 2 hours.
Overall Rating? 7/10
Best Bit: Meh, I dunno – it was all pretty f*cked up.