Yay! Saturday! … uh. Random weather: dull when we woke up, then rain, now sun and blue skies less than one hour later. Truly, England has the best weather in the world, ever. Round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows.

Mackerel for breakfast, which reminds me that I like Caviar. We made my Ma a luxury hamper as one of her Christmas presents which included a small tub of Avruga caviar. It has to be the worst looking edible substance I have ever seen – kind of a lumpy black sludge – but the stuff tastes great! We tucked in and thoroughly enjoyed it. That’s all I need, another expensive habit. Anyway the last breakfast bread roll was sat on the table between us and it was decided to throw it out for the birds. Then it was decided to see how far I could throw it.

It went quite a way too, being shaped like a small crusty rugby ball. We waited a while, just in case it came back.